Printable mission cards
Both free packs — 60 secret missions — laid out to print, cut and deal. No app needed to play from paper, though the app keeps score for you.
- 1 Deal three cards to each player, face down. Nobody shows anyone.
- 2 Pull your missions off during the conversation without being noticed.
- 3 At the end, everyone reveals. Score the ones nobody caught.
66 · Cut along the grey lines
Classic
32Slip the word 'quantum' into three different conversations tonight — a new context every time, like it's the most normal word there is
Start a sentence with 'I don't want to scare you, but...' and say something completely harmless
Start with 'I don't want to brag, but...' — share something utterly mundane, take whatever reaction comes with pride and thank everyone 'for the support'
Say 'I just finished a really interesting book' and invent a fake title on the spot
Mention your 'secret new diet' and pointedly refuse one random food all night — answer every question with 'I can't talk about it yet'
In a conversation say 'My grandfather used to say...' and make up wisdom on the spot
Tell someone they're the spitting image of an actor whose name you've 'forgotten' — and struggle to explain who you mean through random movies
Say 'I had a really weird dream', invent it as you go — then ask them to interpret what it means
Three times say 'Sorry, I got distracted', each time staring meaningfully at the same spot in the room
Hint that you have a 'very rare collection' but never say of what
In a serious debate say 'I should check this against my horoscope' and ask for their star sign — completely straight-faced
Three times tonight deliver a phrase in a foreign language with total confidence — then 'translate' it for the group
Three times tonight, sit down in slow motion — with a perfectly ordinary face
Say 'By the way, fun fact' three times tonight and follow it with something painfully obvious
For 10 minutes, agree with every single statement anyone makes
Invent a secret handshake and teach it to three people
Ask someone their opinion on a 'new trend' that you just invented
Twice tonight drop 'back when I lived in...' — naming a different city each time
Pretend to forget the name of someone you've known for years and ask them to remind you
Twice answer a question with a question — without anyone noticing
Ask someone to explain something obvious to you, pretending you don't get it
Announce you've decided to start a podcast and spend the evening genuinely convincing everyone — topic, title, and who the first guest will be
Casually announce you're 'selling, by the way' something of your own — your phone case, a keychain, anything. Backstory, provenance, starting price — and collect bids from at least two people
Use the word 'paradigm' at least 3 times in 5 minutes
Convince someone to try a non-existent dish you 'recently discovered'
Ask someone a rhetorical question and silently wait for an answer with a serious face
Twice interrupt with 'Oh, this reminds me...' and tell a completely irrelevant story
Invent a convincing reason and hold a one-minute plank in the middle of the party
Carry three items across the room balanced on the back of your hand — Michelin-waiter style
Convince someone your favorite movie is a documentary about paper clip manufacturing
Correct someone three times — on things they were absolutely right about
Spend 5 minutes convincing someone that chocolate is technically a vegetable
3 more packs in the app
Night Out, Office and a bolder 17+ pack. Plus Catch mode and scoring that keeps itself.
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Icebreaker
34Compliment three people's shoes in complete seriousness — and ask each one for the story: where, when and why this exact pair
Pretend to forget a really common word and ask the group for help
Mention you 'recently took up calligraphy' and offer to write someone's name beautifully
Quote your 'grandmother' — invent the wisdom on the spot and get someone to agree or apply it to themselves
Say 'it's so cozy here' three times, each time naming a new specific reason
Say you're learning the language of a country nobody's heard of — and teach someone a 'phrase' in it
Praise a stranger's drink choice like a major life decision — then run a mini-interview about how they arrived at it
Describe 'a little bakery you adore' in a town nobody's heard of — vividly enough to make someone want to go
Twice say 'I'm getting déjà vu' without explaining
Tell someone 'You remind me of a celebrity, I can't figure out who' — let them pitch guesses while you reject each with a new reason
Praise the room's lighting like a gallery curator
Insist the playlist is 'really thought through' and walk someone through the dramaturgy of its transitions — even if it's on shuffle
Ask three people about their 'hidden talent' — then talk one of them into demonstrating it right now
Three times, about different things, say 'This is just like the summer of 2017'
Twice say 'let me write that down' — then never write anything
Compliment the host on the glassware and raise a dedicated toast 'to the glasses' — get the whole room to clink
Mention your 'ancient maps phase' and draw a map of the party on a napkin — legend and compass included. Present it to the host ceremonially
Challenge someone to a balance duel: who can stand on one leg longer
Cross the room with a book balanced on your head — then talk someone into trying
Recommend a nonexistent book to one specific person — explain why it will change their life in particular
Tell someone they have 'really good eye contact' and offer to build on it — hold a ten-second staring duel
Tell a new acquaintance 'I think we've met somewhere' and run a joint investigation: go through cities, places and years
Convince someone you were a child actor in something forgettable
Say 'I used to have this exact haircut' and tell the dramatic story of parting with it
Recommend a nonexistent podcast — host, title, favourite episode
Pretend to recognize someone from 'a friend's wedding three years ago'
Convince someone they have 'a podcast voice' and talk them into recording a ten-second jingle on your phone
Tell someone 'You're much taller in person' and stage an official measurement: back to back with another guest, you as referee
Convince someone you've read every book they've mentioned
Ask three people if they've 'tried that new place' — never name it
Open a 'yoga class': teach two people an invented pose — name and origin story included
Volunteer your 'signature party warm-up' and run it for three people
Convince someone you have a twin who looks nothing like you
Insist you can guess everyone's zodiac sign on the second try
3 more packs in the app
Night Out, Office and a bolder 17+ pack. Plus Catch mode and scoring that keeps itself.
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