Printable mission cards
The free Classic pack — 32 secret missions — laid out to print, cut and deal. No app needed to play from paper, though the app keeps score for you.
- 1 Deal three cards to each player, face down. Nobody shows anyone.
- 2 Pull your missions off during the conversation without being noticed.
- 3 At the end, everyone reveals. Score the ones nobody caught.
32 · Cut along the grey lines
Classic
32Slip the word 'quantum' into three different conversations tonight — a new context every time, like it's the most normal word there is
Start a sentence with 'I don't want to scare you, but...' and say something completely harmless
Start with 'I don't want to brag, but...' — share something utterly mundane, take whatever reaction comes with pride and thank everyone 'for the support'
Say 'I just finished a really interesting book' and invent a fake title on the spot
Mention your 'secret new diet' and pointedly refuse one random food all night — answer every question with 'I can't talk about it yet'
In a conversation say 'My grandfather used to say...' and make up wisdom on the spot
Tell someone they're the spitting image of an actor whose name you've 'forgotten' — and struggle to explain who you mean through random movies
Say 'I had a really weird dream', invent it as you go — then ask them to interpret what it means
Three times say 'Sorry, I got distracted', each time staring meaningfully at the same spot in the room
Hint that you have a 'very rare collection' but never say of what
In a serious debate say 'I should check this against my horoscope' and ask for their star sign — completely straight-faced
Three times tonight deliver a phrase in a foreign language with total confidence — then 'translate' it for the group
Three times tonight, sit down in slow motion — with a perfectly ordinary face
Say 'By the way, fun fact' three times tonight and follow it with something painfully obvious
For 10 minutes, agree with every single statement anyone makes
Invent a secret handshake and teach it to three people
Ask someone their opinion on a 'new trend' that you just invented
Twice tonight drop 'back when I lived in...' — naming a different city each time
Pretend to forget the name of someone you've known for years and ask them to remind you
Twice answer a question with a question — without anyone noticing
Ask someone to explain something obvious to you, pretending you don't get it
Announce you've decided to start a podcast and spend the evening genuinely convincing everyone — topic, title, and who the first guest will be
Casually announce you're 'selling, by the way' something of your own — your phone case, a keychain, anything. Backstory, provenance, starting price — and collect bids from at least two people
Use the word 'paradigm' at least 3 times in 5 minutes
Convince someone to try a non-existent dish you 'recently discovered'
Ask someone a rhetorical question and silently wait for an answer with a serious face
Twice interrupt with 'Oh, this reminds me...' and tell a completely irrelevant story
Invent a convincing reason and hold a one-minute plank in the middle of the party
Carry three items across the room balanced on the back of your hand — Michelin-waiter style
Convince someone your favorite movie is a documentary about paper clip manufacturing
Correct someone three times — on things they were absolutely right about
Spend 5 minutes convincing someone that chocolate is technically a vegetable
3 more packs in the app
Night Out, Office and a bolder 17+ pack. Plus Catch mode and scoring that keeps itself.
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